fxst-asleep:

"ohhh kitty so soft, I pet the ki-""dude, chillout"
ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight
sleek and elegant predator right here yo
twinhkie:

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

need this pencil in my life
wellheyproductions:

infinitemachine:

biomorphosis:

The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey. 

Coming soon to a dungeon near you.

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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(Source: telapathetic, via self-detrimental)


6 days ago // 292,399 notes
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
soloontherocks:

luxtempestas:

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.
the prince is awake
your shit is wrecked.

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman